WallyWorld

I had to take a job at Wal-Mart last month, and since I am an old guy,
they made me a greeter.

This is totally fucked up, because I think I'm capable of being a sales
person and walking around and telling you where you can get your
screwdriver, needklepoint tools, tampons or ammunition.

I realize that it is an honor to wear the Blue Smock, don't get me
wrong.

I get really bored, and it is costing me alot of money in Meth and Pot
to keep that fucking smile pasted on my face, I am barely breaking
even. I am hoping to get some Zanex or some real meds so I don't want
to kill myself all the time.

But they don't have a very good medical plan at Wal_Mart.

I'm thinking mercuric chloride.

any suggestions?